Blitzø "the o is silent" Buckzo (
almostbulletproof) wrote2026-03-05 12:55 pm
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Player: ghost
Age: 18 or older-- add twenty, unfortunately.
Contact: Plurk, ghosthotel @ discord
Other Characters: N/A
Character: Blitzø Buckzo
Canon: Helluva Boss-- shorts nebulously in mind and thru to S2E11: Mastermind so he thinks he died for real :)
Age: I'm not above just making him my age to make it easier to remember, but he's for sure 30+, I always assume on the latter half.
Room: Single would just mean he would go harass people in their rooms, Double means the rest of the population gets a break while his roommate takes a bit of the brunt. He's unfortunately and obnoxiously social until he decides to shut down and close off.
Room Mate: No preference! He's a good candidate for getting someone else out of their shells, while still respecting SOME, but definitely not all, boundaries. Somebody who would deal well with (or needs/gently begrudges) a well-meaning annoying weird dad friend who will both shag you with no strings attached and play absolute hype man for you going after that one crush/hot piece of ass is preferred, bc it's gonna be a bad time for everyone if he's holed up with someone who won't at least occasionally tolerate his antics.
Number: The obvious one is 666 bc Hell and it's on his license plate (and I think also his apartment number), but 3 is also a good one bc he's got spines in threes on three spots on his body and the fuckass heart-skull thing on his head looks a bit like a pair of threes melded together facing opposite directions.
History: boop.
CRAU History: n/a
Personality:
Powers/Abilities: He's actually so fucking clever. He's absolutely stupid, a complete fucking buffoon, but his emotional intelligence is pretty goddamn impressive, and his life experience is off the charts. He either doesn't read well (my assumption is dyslexia) or simply doesn't like to (he's an absolute poster child for ADHD), but he's quick-witted and silver-tongued. Power-based abilities not just learned/learnable by approximately anyone start and end with the portal rock embedded into his left glove/gauntlet thing, called an Asmodean Crystal, and that might not work with the whole Being Dead Thing. He's shown prowess with a wide array of guns and knives, though he seems to greatly prefer his flintlock.Tell us about what first impression your character makes vs who they are once someone has gotten to know them.
Blitzø is your stereotypical jackass persona, at first glance. He acts like that one guy we all went to school with who thinks he's impervious to danger and getting in trouble and flaunts it by way of getting everyone else in trouble, he's an absolute clown (though retired in terms of having actually been a circus clown), he's loud and specifically obnoxious in the most intentional way. Underneath? This fucker cares so goddamn much about everything and everyone. He loves big, he loves hard, and it gets him in so much trouble he's stopped allowing anyone to think it's genuine.What is your character's biggest fear and their best strength.
Failure and abandonment, most specifically the latter as a cause of the former. He's so insecure it's stupid, despite boasting the confidence and bravado of an American YouTuber (do you see what I did there), so his fears and neuroses are all intrinsically linked to his inability to see his own worth. He's terrified people are gonna see under his asshole onion layers, see who he really is, hate him, and leave, so he pushes everyone away before that can happen. Despite this, he's extremely adept at pinpointing the positive qualities of people around him and frequently subtly pushing them to succeed due to them. "An eye for potential", as he once put it.What's one place they'd want to visit - whether it's real or fictional and the reason why.
The late 19th century American West. Yes, he wants to go with the hopes of witnessing Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron in real-time.Give us some fun details about them that might not be well known. Can be done in list form for smaller word count.
+ he's left-handed
+ his sexual confidence is insane, but he literally never has a plan going into a booty call
+ he has a fucking multiverse of horse OCs with names and intricate backstories
+ dude fucks with spaghetti heavy and will eat it off tables??
+ if we're permitting of HCs here I write him with a pretty wild situation going on downstairs (I'm a slit-dick truther fight me).
Inventory:
+ red undershirt (either it has a white stripe on the throat or he wears a ribbon/collar for the next bullet point)
+ his mother's brooch
+ black pants
+ coat (navy? black? I like navy for contrast but it's black in a lot of lighting-- red lining, white lapels, big dumb red clown buttons, torn up at the end)
+ glove/gauntlet things (could just be long fingerless gloves but they're so Shaped like the fuckin' rest of him, they're black)
+ whatever the rounded thing on his right gauntlet is
+ Asmodean Crystal
+ fuckass cowboy boots (black, red toes and edge striping)
+ god I hope he wears socks
+ his boxers absolutely have horses on them.
+ probably his cellphone? (Ride Me! phone case, I hate him)
+ definitely at least one horse statue (possibly Mare-juana)
+ possibly his car keys?
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